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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#10 (100)
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Handsome,
Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you? (From: sam) |
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Court Order !! U R Accused
of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with ur cute msgs.
U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.
(From: santosh w) |
In our lifes..........
we need more friendz n love then friendship n beloved |
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(From: Amit Jain, Kota,
Rajasthan)
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Namaskar.
ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION Mid night service.
the sleep of
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(//" (é " . (((/ _; ò )" ; ,)))..(é ,/"//;;.(). (//" ( ì " . (((/ _; b )" ; ,)))..(é Just to say good morning (From: amit jain ) |
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No
Shadows 2 Depress U Only Many God These 2day |
Wish u a gr8 prosperous
healthy
blissful bright delightful energetic mind blowing terrific and extremely happy new year 2005. (From: amit jain ) |
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Mäy thé yèär
2005,
bring fòr ü, SUCCESS, GOODTIMES,HÄPPINESS... änd be fillèd wid PEÄCÉ, HÖPE & TÖGETHÉRNESS, öf ùr fämily & frènds..... Wìshing u a HÄPPY NÉW YÉÄR!! (From: amit jain ) |
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..! Ek-Sapna..! Ek-Sachai..! Ek-Kalpana..! Ek-Ahsas..! Ek-Astha..! Ek-Vishvas..! Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...! (From: amit jain ) |
| (é ; ( (é (é- ( ) - (é - boht yad ateh ho |
-"-. (___) .-"-. (',) ,(,", /',) A Light 2 keep |
| __ You've !'--.____.--'! got !_______i MAIL. Open it, please... §¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§ § HAPPY NEW § § YEAR 2005 § §¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§ |
U are a...
Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH* |
| _,-, I_I "; I_I ";.* I_I _,-, I_I "; I_I * I_I _,-, I_I "* I_I I_I _,-, I_I * I_I I_I _,-* I_I I_I I_I *_*_*_*_*_*_* Happy NewYear! *_*_*_*_*_*_* |
l ()""""()
l l ( ' o' ) 'l l=( ,)===( ,)=l I'm just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too...* (From: amit jain) |
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I want 2 talk 2 u now...
Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa... Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u... Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey's language! (From: Anisha) |
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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan
Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan. Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan! Gudnite! ;-) (From: Anisha) |
Birth is d start of lyf,
beauty is d art of lyf, mystery & risk r part of lyf, but true frnds like u r heart of lyf. (From: Namrata Allahabad) |
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Hey Dusht Prani apne 2004
ke PAP MITANE K liye or Galtia sudharne k liye 51 bar is MAHA MANTRA KA
JAP KAR "EAST OR WEST _____ IS BEST"
(From: Vishal, Pune) |
Sunhari Dhup Barsat K
baad,
Thodi si Hasi har Baat K baad, Usi tarah ho Mubarak Aapko 2005! 2004 K baad! HAPPY - NEW - YEAR (From: Ashutosh) |
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"Smile u make and
Hello say to wanted just I that out find u when irritating very it find
will you". CONFUSED?
Read it backwards. (From: Ashutosh) |
Genuine People r those,
who r without hesitation, remember without limitations, forgive without
any explanations & love even with little communication
(From: Shyam Sugandhi) |
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Safar e Zindagi mein kitno
ko dost keh kar jaana hai,
Zindagi hai, ibadat hai, tumhe sirf kaha nahil, dil se jaana hai... |
Hearts could only love
for a while,
feet could only walk for a mile, Clothers won't forever be in style, but having you as my friend is forever worthwhile. (From: HMC, Jalgaon) |
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Ishka aisa karo ki dhadkan
me utar jaye,
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aaye. Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chhaye, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye. |
Care for the one who Shares
with you,
Share with the one who knows you, Know the one who Misses you, Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you. (From: Abhishek, Kolkata) |
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Receive my simple gift
of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity, Tied with care & sealed with
a prayer to keep U safe whole Day!
Good Morning... (From: Vivek Manchanda, Lucknow) |
Gateway of memories will
never close,
how much I miss u no one knows, days will pass on to years and I will remember you in my silent tears... (From: swapnil) |
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HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART
ME JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI, HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA
HAI KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI
(From: dEEPAK BANSAL) |
JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR
KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA, AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA |
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Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna;
SURPRISE HAI !! Mainu pata si tusi nahin
hatna; |
I"m happy, u know why? Coz I"m lucky, u know why? Coz GOD loves me, u know how? He sent a good friend to me, u know who? It's YOU. |
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Baby, my world revolves
round you, d centa of my existence dat's u, making my evryday wotwile,
so i'm sending dis txt wit a big smil!!!
(From: Osaretin) |
God must be partial to
have endowed a single soul wit so much biuty, grace, panche, elgance &
allure. if i eva have d luxury of dreaming of u, i bet i will be afraid
of waking up cos i wouldn't want 2 lose u
(From: Osaretin) |
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i cant txt u roses or
fax u my heart,id email u kisses but wed stil b apart,i luv u 2 pieces
n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me
(From: amit jain ) |
Aye khat ja Unke Haathon
ko Chumle,jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chumle, khuda na kare voh faad
bhi dale to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..
(From: Sunny) |
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I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT
maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt
sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
(From: amit jain ) |
u r my sweet sona
i dont want to u khona plz give me your heart ka kona otherwise i will start rona-thona (From: Rahul) |
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Daton ko barabar ghis
dalne ka moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka hath me cutting chay leke sab friend
log ko bol dal "subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning
(From: sonu)
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Main tumhare liye sab
kuch karta, magar mujhe kuch Kaam tha.. Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,magar
mujhe kuch Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye Doob k Marta,magar mujhe Jukhaam tha.... (From: Nitin) |
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DREAMING of you makes
my night worth while THINKING of you makes me * smile * HAVING you is the best thing ever, and LOVING you is what i plan to do...forever (From: zarah) |
I never had the guts to
tell you but now i am going to tell you!
i i l i lo i lov i love i love yo i love yo... i love your messages!!! (From: zarah) |
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I am getting married next
sunday...
Ther wud b a small party & only a few ppl will b invited. Dont bring any gift. Jus bring some1 2 marry me! (From: Anisha) |
Bhagwaan ke bina mandir
adhura hai. Dosti ke bina jeevan adhura hai. Patni ke bina ghar adhura
hai. Usi tarah tumhare bina... circus adhura hai!
(From: Anisha) |
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Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR,
kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke
jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI
(From: Sarika) |
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi
milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Anisha) |
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hi!how are you?i hav a
bad news 4 u ,v had gr8 time 2gether but now i see my end coming near.i'll
miss u badly,juz have 8 days left.bye urs loving 2004
(From: Nafisa ) |
Cheez Bewafai se badkar
kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi, Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye, B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi (From: varun) |
| (),,() ( (. .) .-""""-. ( o ) )( "o" ) =(,,)=(,,)(,,)==(,,)= bow!bow! Did my 2 PUPIES disturb U? Don't worry, they just wanna say GOOD MORNING (From: amit jain ) |
Sitam dhane ki had hoti
hai,pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar de jalim,paise
bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai.. |
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The most selfish
1letter ' I ' - Avoid it. Most Most Most used |
+''"+. Rehna hai
.+""+.+""+. |
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No sPècìål
rèåSon foR thìS mèSsågé ì
jÜSt wåN to stèål å sìNglé
moMént oUt of yOÜr bÜSy dåy åNd hoPé
to måkè yOÜ sMìlé wéN ì
$aY "hey take care Be happy."
(From: amit jain ) |
Riste hote hai jindagi
bitane k lie, Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane k lie, Milne ka to nasib
nahi, Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane k liye!!!
(From: amit jain ) |
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stars have 5ends, squares
have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but
i hope our friendship has no end
(From: ziad) |
Har karz dosti ka ada
kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere dosto ko salamat
rakhna, warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? (From: Anisha)
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Ramchandra kah gaye siyase,
aisa kalyug aayega ,ek dost sirf sms karega , dusara kamina bas padh ke
muskurayega!
(From: NileSh Chaudhari) |
LOVE IS LOVE LOVE IS U
I LOVE LOVE SO I LOVE U..............PEOPLE LIVE PEOPLE DIE PEOPLE LAGH
PEOPLE CRY SOME GIVE UP SOME WILL TRY SOME SAY HI SOME SAY BYE OTHERS
MAY FORGET YOU BUT NEVER CAN I
(From: nazish) |
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Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka
noor,
ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor, tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag, sabse juda, kyunki tum insaan ke roop mein ho langoor. |
Chand se pyar karna ho
to Chandni se sikho...
Phoolo se Pyar karna hai to Baharon se sikho... Agar kisi ka intezar karna hai to HUM se sikho... Kahin Aapke intezar mein yeh umar na beet jaeyyy.... (From: Abhishek, Kolkata) |
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Last night I hugged my
pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I/d dream about my pillow
and I/d be hugging you.
(From: Donram) |
Care for the one who Shares
with you,
Share with the one who knows you, Know the one who Misses you, Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you. (From: Abhishek, Kolkata) |
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one day god asked to me
,would u like to take post of prime minister or a true friend?.....i opted
PM bcos .....
i already have a true friend like U :-) (From: deepak) |
Check your balance dear,
i think it is very Low, Bcoz you send 1 message for 5 times. :P
(From: Sidharth) |
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god apun se pucha kidhar
jayenga.heaven ki hell?apun bola hell!apun ko malum tum udarich milega
aur jahan tum hoga wobhi heaven mafic lagega
(From: nikhil agrawal) |
/)) /)) (,' ) (,' ) ,,(,,,)c=(,,,)o,, /)) /)) (From: binks) |
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04:30
99 missed calls 1 Its just That |
1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true 3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true 4-both 2&3 are correct 5-all 4 r wrong confuse? now msg & confuse others (From: rahul) |
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Sabse accha mera yaar
hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile
rakhna bekar hai.
(From: Anjali) |
Hello,
U R So,
S art! m m
m SORRY, |
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Roses are waiting for
hours,
Need one touch of yours, My life is like a rose, Need one SMS dose, Flowers grow with love & sunshine; I'll live till you are friend of mine!! (From: Gaurav Patil) |
Aapke haath me mobile
hai..
Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid
style hai?? |
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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry...
Age no bar, Color
no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's father must have his own
bar... CHEERS |
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont (,><.) Sleep let me pray ()"""() |
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I/ve nothing 2 offer so
it/s luv I/m going 2 send. It/s nothing dat I/ve borrowed, nor nothing
dat I/d lend. Tis luv dat I send comes wit my Lifetime Guarantee.
(From: Donram) |
it takes 2 to tango, 2
to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things cum in 2...and
onwe of those things is....
ME & U (From: cathy) |
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Chand se payer kerna ho
to chandni se sikho
pholoon se payer kerna ho to bharoo se sikho Agher kisi ka intizar kerna ho to hum se sikho....... kahien tumharay SMS ke intazaar mai yai umer beet hi na jaeyyyyyyyy (From: Rahul) |
People say, we need maps
to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong. Coz wthout a map I found YOU! And you will be treasured forever. (From: nilesh) |
| FRIENDSHIP is like
a TREE. ;, * '' * ;, * , *;, *; ___ ) (__ it isn't measured on how tall
it (From: kiran) |
if @ think i d@nt cAre
4 @ bc@z @f leSs meSsagEs, y@@re wr@ng.. im j@st l@@king 4 d beSt msg
4 @ne @F d beSt peRson, ive evEr met..
(From: Venkatesh Kulkarni) |
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|''''V''''| r
| |v| | | ("" ("" |....| |...| | ...) ...) U always In whatever u do.... Remember that someone over here is thinking of U... (From: ss) |
I may not be the
"Perfect Friend" That U R not even But surely |
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god saw me crying he made
toys,
god saw mehubgry he made Mcdonalds , god saw n\me walking he made a car,god saw mw tention free he made u (From: deepak) |
aam ka juic mango ka juice
apple ka juice mousami ka juice pinepale ka juic annar ka juic aur jo sms na kare wo kanjus .. (From: raj khanuja) |
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I made a cup (
of coffee )) specially _((_ for u. d___l There is no Sugar, GUD MORNING... |
=: Friendship is :=
vast like "Universe" Deep like "Ocean" High Like "Sky" Strong Like "Iron" Kind Like "Mother" Cute like "me" AND Sweet like "u"
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Nobody wants u, nobody
makes u happy.
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u. Nobody cares abt u. DONT CRY! My name is nobody! (From: Ashok Dhingra, Delhi) |
Samundar jaisa syllabus
hai,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hai, Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hai, Mug jitna likha jata hai, Aur boond jitne marks milte hai! |
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1 day u'll ask me whats
more Important 2 me, U or MY LIFE: I'll say MY LIFE & u'll walk away
not even knowing that FRIENDS like you are my LIFE. (From: Ashok Dhingra,
Delhi)
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Ur Validityof Bein My
Frd Is Goin 2 B Expird 2day , Plz Recharge Ur Frdship Imidiatly By Deliever
In 4-5 Sweet & Cool Msgs. So Hurry Recharge Now! (From: Mehrotra)
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Im a cop & u r under
arrest 4 being wat u r.its illegal 2b so sweet & loving as u r.so
i hereby sentence u2 b my LIFETIME friend Case Closed!
(From: Rahul) |
Who's hot... Its U,
Who's Who's Who's Who's dear & near friend... Its U Who's a liar.. Its me! |
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LIFE is 4 living,
i live mine 4 you! LOVE is 4 giving, i give mine 2 you! DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 you! HEARTS are 4 beating, & mine beats 4 you! (From: Murtuza) |
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes, just let me know, coz I want 2b there 4 you! * * * * * * * I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE (From: Murtuza) |
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Aap apni jindagi mein
itna aage jao, itna aage jao, itna aage jao ke har koi aap se bole "JAO
BABA AAGE JAO"
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I want You
To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner... & Say Those Sweet Three Words to U.... "PAY THE BILL" |
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Kabhi gamo se aap mulaqat
na ho,
udas baitho aisi koi bat na ho, shikayat ho to hume maf kar dena, fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena.. REPLY! (From: Santosh B. Jalgaon) |
Zindagi me DUKH ko DELETE
karo,
Khushiyan SAVE karo... Dushman CANCEL karo.... Dost ENTER karo.... Phir dekho ZINDAGI ka COMPUTER kabhi HANG nahi hoga.. |