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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#10 (100)

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Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?
(From: sam)
Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with ur cute msgs. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.
(From: santosh w)
In our lifes..........

we need more

friendz n love

then

friendship n beloved
(From: Ziathe)

(From: Amit Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)
Namaskar.


This is

ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION

Mid night service.


Our aim


is to


disturb

the sleep of


others.


Thank u..


GOOD NIGHT
(From: amit jain )

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(((/ _; ò )" ;
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,/"//;;.().
(//" ( ì " .
(((/ _; b )" ;
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Just to say good morning
(From: amit jain )
No
Shadows
2 Depress U

Only
Joys
2 Surround U

Many
FrieNds
2 LoveU

God
Himself
2 BlessU

These
r my
Wishes 4U

2day
2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning
(From: amit jain )

Wish u a gr8 prosperous healthy
blissful bright delightful
energetic mind blowing
terrific and extremely
happy new year 2005.
(From: amit jain )
Mäy thé yèär 2005,
bring fòr ü, SUCCESS,
GOODTIMES,HÄPPINESS...
änd be fillèd wid PEÄCÉ,
HÖPE & TÖGETHÉRNESS,
öf ùr fämily & frènds.....
Wìshing u a HÄPPY NÉW YÉÄR!!
(From: amit jain )
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!

(From: amit jain )


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( ) -

(é -
; (
(é -

boht yad ateh ho
wapas ajao jaldi se kuch acha nahi lagta tumbin ,,, ?

-"-.
(___)

.-"-. (',)
(___) @====

,(,",
/,) @====
.-"-.
(___)

/',)
.-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

__ You've
!'--.____.--'! got
!_______i MAIL.
Open it, please...
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ HAPPY NEW §
§ YEAR 2005 §
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
U are a...


B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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I_I
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I_I ";
I_I *
I_I
_,-,
I_I "*
I_I
I_I
_,-,
I_I *
I_I
I_I
_,-*
I_I
I_I
I_I
*_*_*_*_*_*_* Happy NewYear! *_*_*_*_*_*_*
l ()""""() l
l ( ' o' ) 'l
l=( ,)===( ,)=l
I'm just standing by my window thinkin of u & wondering if u ever think of me too...*
(From: amit jain)
   
-
I want 2 talk 2 u now...
Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa...
Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...
Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey's language!
(From: Anisha)
Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite! ;-)
(From: Anisha)
Birth is d start of lyf,
beauty is d art of lyf,
mystery & risk r part of lyf,
but true frnds like u r heart of lyf.
(From: Namrata Allahabad)
Hey Dusht Prani apne 2004 ke PAP MITANE K liye or Galtia sudharne k liye 51 bar is MAHA MANTRA KA JAP KAR "EAST OR WEST _____ IS BEST"
(From: Vishal, Pune)
Sunhari Dhup Barsat K baad,
Thodi si Hasi har Baat K baad,
Usi tarah ho Mubarak Aapko 2005! 2004 K baad!
HAPPY - NEW - YEAR
(From: Ashutosh)
"Smile u make and Hello say to wanted just I that out find u when irritating very it find will you". CONFUSED?
Read it backwards.
(From: Ashutosh)
Genuine People r those, who r without hesitation, remember without limitations, forgive without any explanations & love even with little communication
(From: Shyam Sugandhi)
Safar e Zindagi mein kitno ko dost keh kar jaana hai,
Zindagi hai, ibadat hai, tumhe sirf kaha nahil,
dil se jaana hai...
Hearts could only love for a while,
feet could only walk for a mile,
Clothers won't forever be in style,
but having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.
(From: HMC, Jalgaon)
Ishka aisa karo ki dhadkan me utar jaye,
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aaye.
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chhaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.
Care for the one who Shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.
(From: Abhishek, Kolkata)
Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity, Tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep U safe whole Day!
Good Morning...
(From: Vivek Manchanda, Lucknow)
Gateway of memories will never close,
how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears...
(From: swapnil)
HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI, HUME MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI
(From: dEEPAK BANSAL)
JAB BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
Is SMS ko kal tak dekhna;

SURPRISE HAI !!

Mainu pata si tusi nahin hatna;
Lao dekh lao:-
"WISHING YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR"...
(From: Pankaj Khanna)

I"m happy, u know why?

Coz I"m lucky, u know why?

Coz GOD loves me, u know how?

He sent a good friend to me, u know who?

It's YOU.
(From: Vishal, Pune)

Baby, my world revolves round you, d centa of my existence dat's u, making my evryday wotwile, so i'm sending dis txt wit a big smil!!!
(From: Osaretin)
God must be partial to have endowed a single soul wit so much biuty, grace, panche, elgance & allure. if i eva have d luxury of dreaming of u, i bet i will be afraid of waking up cos i wouldn't want 2 lose u
(From: Osaretin)
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart,id email u kisses but wed stil b apart,i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me
(From: amit jain )
Aye khat ja Unke Haathon ko Chumle,jab voh Padhe to Unke Hothon ko Chumle, khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale to Girte Girte Unke kadmo ko Chumle..
(From: Sunny)
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.
(From: amit jain )
u r my sweet sona
i dont want to u khona
plz give me your heart ka kona
otherwise i will start rona-thona
(From: Rahul)
Daton ko barabar ghis dalne ka moti ke mafik chamka dalne ka hath me cutting chay leke sab friend log ko bol dal "subah ho gayi mamu" Bole to gudwali morning (From: sonu)
Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta, magar mujhe kuch Kaam tha.. Main tumhare liye sab kuch karta,magar mujhe kuch Kaam tha..
Main tumhare liye Doob k Marta,magar mujhe Jukhaam tha....
(From: Nitin)
DREAMING of you makes
my night worth while
THINKING of you makes
me * smile *
HAVING you is
the best thing ever, and
LOVING you is what
i plan to do...forever

(From: zarah)

I never had the guts to tell you but now i am going to tell you!

i

i l

i lo

i lov

i love

i love yo

i love yo...

i love your messages!!!

(From: zarah)

I am getting married next sunday...
Ther wud b a small party & only a few ppl will b invited. Dont bring any gift. Jus bring some1 2 marry me! (From: Anisha)
Bhagwaan ke bina mandir adhura hai. Dosti ke bina jeevan adhura hai. Patni ke bina ghar adhura hai. Usi tarah tumhare bina... circus adhura hai!
(From: Anisha)
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI
(From: Sarika)
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Anisha)
hi!how are you?i hav a bad news 4 u ,v had gr8 time 2gether but now i see my end coming near.i'll miss u badly,juz have 8 days left.bye urs loving 2004
(From: Nafisa )
Cheez Bewafai se badkar kya hogi,
Gum_e_halat judai se badkar kya hogi,
Jise deni ho saza 4 saal ke liye,
B.E. ki Padhai se badkar kya hogi
(From: varun)
(),,()
( (. .) .-""""-.
( o ) )( "o" )
=(,,)=(,,)(,,)==(,,)=
bow!bow! Did my 2 PUPIES disturb U? Don't worry, they just wanna say GOOD MORNING
(From: amit jain )

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar de jalim,paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
(From: amit jain )

The most selfish
1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.

Most
satisfactory
2letters
'WE'-
Use it.

Most
poisonous
3letters
'EGO'-
Kill it.

Most used
4letters
'LOVE'.
(From: amit jain )

+''"+.
Rehna hai


.+''"+.+''"+.
Tere


.+''"+.+"''+.
+
"+. Dil

.+""+.+""+.
+ Mein +
"+. .+"
"+"
(From: amit jain )

No sPècìål rèåSon foR thìS mèSsågé ì jÜSt wåN to stèål å sìNglé moMént oUt of yOÜr bÜSy dåy åNd hoPé to måkè yOÜ sMìlé wéN ì $aY "hey take care Be happy."
(From: amit jain )
Riste hote hai jindagi bitane k lie, Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane k lie, Milne ka to nasib nahi, Lo sms kiya apni yaad dilane k liye!!!
(From: amit jain )
stars have 5ends, squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2 ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no end
(From: ziad)
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega? (From: Anisha)
Ramchandra kah gaye siyase, aisa kalyug aayega ,ek dost sirf sms karega , dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
(From: NileSh Chaudhari)
LOVE IS LOVE LOVE IS U I LOVE LOVE SO I LOVE U..............PEOPLE LIVE PEOPLE DIE PEOPLE LAGH PEOPLE CRY SOME GIVE UP SOME WILL TRY SOME SAY HI SOME SAY BYE OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU BUT NEVER CAN I
(From: nazish)
Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka noor,
ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor,
tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag,
sabse juda, kyunki tum insaan ke roop mein ho langoor.
Chand se pyar karna ho to Chandni se sikho...
Phoolo se Pyar karna hai to Baharon se sikho...
Agar kisi ka intezar karna hai to HUM se sikho...
Kahin Aapke intezar mein yeh umar na beet jaeyyy....
(From: Abhishek, Kolkata)
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I/d dream about my pillow and I/d be hugging you.
(From: Donram)
Care for the one who Shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.
(From: Abhishek, Kolkata)
one day god asked to me ,would u like to take post of prime minister or a true friend?.....i opted PM bcos .....
i already have a true friend like U :-)
(From: deepak)
Check your balance dear, i think it is very Low, Bcoz you send 1 message for 5 times. :P
(From: Sidharth)
god apun se pucha kidhar jayenga.heaven ki hell?apun bola hell!apun ko malum tum udarich milega aur jahan tum hoga wobhi heaven mafic lagega
(From: nikhil agrawal)
/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
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/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
,,(,,,)=(,,,)o,,

(From: binks)

04:30
99
missed calls

1
new
number

Its
Meee...

just
to
remind U

That
I am missing U.
(From: saurav)

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true

3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true

4-both 2&3 are correct

5-all 4 r wrong

confuse? now msg & confuse others

(From: rahul)

Sabse accha mera yaar hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar hai.
(From: Anjali)
Hello,

U R So,


art!

S art!

m
s art!

m
s art!


s artm!


m
s art!


m
s art!


ms art!

m
s art!

SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
(From: charu)

Roses are waiting for hours,
Need one touch of yours,
My life is like a rose,
Need one SMS dose,
Flowers grow with love & sunshine;
I'll live till you are friend of mine!!

(From: Gaurav Patil)

Aapke haath me mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c smile hai...

SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??
(From: Pasuparthi)

Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color

no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's

father must have his own bar... CHEERS
(From: Sanjay)

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray

()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!
(From: arvind)

I/ve nothing 2 offer so it/s luv I/m going 2 send. It/s nothing dat I/ve borrowed, nor nothing dat I/d lend. Tis luv dat I send comes wit my Lifetime Guarantee.
(From: Donram)
it takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things cum in 2...and onwe of those things is....
ME & U
(From: cathy)
Chand se payer kerna ho to chandni se sikho
pholoon se payer kerna ho to bharoo se sikho
Agher kisi ka intizar kerna ho to hum se sikho.......
kahien tumharay SMS ke intazaar mai yai umer beet hi na jaeyyyyyyyy
(From: Rahul)
People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.
(From: nilesh)
FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE.
;, * '' * ;,

* , *;, *;

___ ) (__ it isn't measured on how tall it
could be ,but on how the roots have grown.

(From: kiran)

if @ think i d@nt cAre 4 @ bc@z @f leSs meSsagEs, y@@re wr@ng.. im j@st l@@king 4 d beSt msg 4 @ne @F d beSt peRson, ive evEr met..
(From: Venkatesh Kulkarni)
|''''V''''| r
| |v| | | ("" (""
|....| |...| | ...) ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
(From: ss)
I may not be the
"Perfect Friend"

That U R
looking for...

not even
the "BEST"
among them all...

But surely
I'm a friend
who always care for...
YOU...
(From: Pratik)

god saw me crying he made toys,
god saw mehubgry he made Mcdonalds ,
god saw n\me walking he made a car,god saw mw tention free he made u
(From: deepak)
aam ka juic mango ka juice
apple ka juice
mousami ka juice
pinepale ka juic
annar ka juic
aur jo sms na kare wo kanjus ..
(From: raj khanuja)
I made a cup    (
of coffee        ))
specially       _((_
for u.          d___l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet

GUD MORNING...
(From: bharati)

=: Friendship is :=

vast like "Universe"

Deep like "Ocean"

High Like "Sky"

Strong Like "Iron"

Kind Like "Mother"

Cute like "me" AND

Sweet like "u"
(From: bharati)

Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy.
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u.
Nobody cares abt u.
DONT CRY!
My name is nobody!
(From: Ashok Dhingra, Delhi)
Samundar jaisa syllabus hai,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hai,
Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hai,
Mug jitna likha jata hai,
Aur boond jitne marks milte hai!
1 day u'll ask me whats more Important 2 me, U or MY LIFE: I'll say MY LIFE & u'll walk away not even knowing that FRIENDS like you are my LIFE. (From: Ashok Dhingra, Delhi)
Ur Validityof Bein My Frd Is Goin 2 B Expird 2day , Plz Recharge Ur Frdship Imidiatly By Deliever In 4-5 Sweet & Cool Msgs. So Hurry Recharge Now! (From: Mehrotra)
Im a cop & u r under arrest 4 being wat u r.its illegal 2b so sweet & loving as u r.so i hereby sentence u2 b my LIFETIME friend Case Closed!
(From: Rahul)
Who's hot... Its U,

Who's
Charming... Its U,

Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,

Who's
Intelligent... Its U,

Who's dear & near friend... Its U

Who's a liar.. Its me!
(From: KANNAN)

LIFE is 4 living,
i live mine 4 you!
LOVE is 4 giving,
i give mine 2 you!
DREAMS are 4 dreaming,
mine are 4 you!
HEARTS are 4 beating,
&
mine beats 4 you!
(From: Murtuza)
When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur heart
& when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
just let me know,
coz I want 2b there 4 you!
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
(From: Murtuza)
Aap apni jindagi mein itna aage jao, itna aage jao, itna aage jao ke har koi aap se bole "JAO BABA AAGE JAO"
I want You


To Be With Me

In A Nice Restaurant

To Have Candle Light Dinner...

& Say Those Sweet Three Words to U....

"PAY THE BILL"
Kabhi gamo se aap mulaqat na ho,
udas baitho aisi koi bat na ho,
shikayat ho to hume maf kar dena,
fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena.. REPLY!
(From: Santosh B. Jalgaon)
Zindagi me DUKH ko DELETE karo,
Khushiyan SAVE karo...
Dushman CANCEL karo....
Dost ENTER karo....
Phir dekho ZINDAGI ka COMPUTER kabhi HANG nahi hoga..


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